I sold my soul
for a pack of
because that was easier
than telling you
my soul mate.
Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
Drunk pantsless duck vandalizes gift shop.
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
- Vanessa Hudgens
I’m just saying. This girl has the most amazing taste in men. Like actually, has she ever dated someone I wouldn’t quit my life and...
I thought a friend of mine (well at least I thought we were) remade her Facebook but it turns out she just deleted me…?
I can still see my birthday...
ARE WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KORRA (AND ANY NEW AVATAR FOR THAT MATTER) IS DISCONNECTED FROM THE AVATARS OF THE LAST 10,000 YEARS AND THAT...
- Ima just say my thoughts, though.
Watching the notebook to end the first day of 2014. After it all, all of the disappointments, all of the crushed...
- Being an adult
Being an adult means getting paid one minute then transferring 80 percent of your pay to bills/banks/loans.
It’s a difficult life...