October 22, 2014

longdistancewinner:

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October 22, 2014

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

October 22, 2014

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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October 22, 2014
croatianbarbiexoxo:

MMK

croatianbarbiexoxo:

MMK

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October 22, 2014
croatianbarbiexoxo:

edreanaleighx0:

http://edreanaleighx0.tumblr.com/

MMK

croatianbarbiexoxo:

edreanaleighx0:

http://edreanaleighx0.tumblr.com/

MMK

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October 20, 2014

LOL when you’re cleaning out your contacts on your phone and you come across your ex’s number and the picture you had saved under his name was a picture of his body.

I’m gonna leave it there though because just incase he does ever call I’ll know it’s only his body calling, definitely not his personality 😂😂😂😂😂

October 19, 2014

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October 19, 2014

Urghh all these things I wanna say but it’s better if I just keep my mouth shut and say nothing at all.

October 16, 2014
disaronn0:

Single life problems

disaronn0:

Single life problems

October 15, 2014

bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

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October 15, 2014

flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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October 15, 2014
queenbeethan:

At my funeral:

queenbeethan:

At my funeral:

October 15, 2014

Why not [drink] soda?

October 15, 2014
feellng:

love♥

feellng:

love♥

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October 14, 2014

7ommy:

lachrymosa:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate

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